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OOC: Sorry, no html, only the bare miniminals here. This is my prom week and I have been trying to get shznit together for it. I am sorry, but here it is.



Yeah you like my outfit..

Don't even fake the deal..

I thought you said you had your girl

On the light bill..

-Project Pat

(A scene opens with the lens of the camera full of lights and people as it enters some fair ground. Lights from the carousels, spinning top, and Jolly Roger fill the view of the camera. Screams are heard coming from the direction of the Jolly Roger as people are suspended in the air ready to make their descent. Masta Red is standing at the ticket booth with a woman by his side. He looks at the woman and smiles as he reaches into his pocket to pull some money for the tickets.)

Masta Red: "Yeah two adult please."

Vender 1: "Yeah sixteen bucks."

(Masta red slides a crisp twenty-dollar bill to the man. He gives Masta Red the tickets and his change without even looking up at Masta Red to see who he is. They continue to walk as people begin to realize who Masta Red is. They stop and wave talk and chat with him as he tries to go and get the game tickets. The woman with him seems to be upset as they can't take more than two steps without being stopped by some fan that wants his autograph or to take a picture.)

Woman: "I guess wrestling actually did you some good. You can pick up all the chickenheads that watch wrestling."

(Masta ignore her statement as he continues to greet everyone that comes up to him to talk to him. Finally he gets to the game ticket booth and the guy that is selling the tickets immediately recognizes Masta Red.)

Masta Red: "Yeah what kinda ticket specials do yall have?"

Vender 2: "For twenty bucks you can get a bracelet for you and your friend here."

(Masta Red looks over his head to see the price listing for the tickets and only bracelet by its self costs fifteen dollars. He doesn't say anything and give them man twenty bucks for the bracelets. He gives one to his female companion and puts the other one in his pocket. He pulls up his Fubu jeans and they pass through a revolving door onto the fair grounds. The smell of popcorn, corndogs, and cotton candy immediately hits Masta Red's nose and his companions.)

Woman: "I am going to get some popcorn."

(She extends her hand out waiting for Masta Red to put some money in her hand. Masta Red smiles alittle. He reaches into his pocket and gives his companion a twenty-dollar bill. He smiles and begins to skip towards the concession stands. Masta Red turns around and runs into a crowd of people waiting to talk with him. He waves to some, shakes others hand as he tries to get to the line for the ride. Masta looks up and sees a large wooden sign that reads "Atomic Blast". The line is fairly long but the people in line keep letting Masta Red get infront of them. Masta Red ends up at the front of the line with the operator of the ride tells Masta Red to come to the front.)

Operator: "Hey man don't worry bout it. A major celebrity like you doesn't need to be in the back of the line waiting on me. Come on up to the front."

Masta Red: "Yeah thanks."

(The man smiles and Masta Red walks up some steps and gets on the ride. A man with a newspaper in his hands quickly rushes up the steps and gets next to Masta Red on the ride. Masta Red looks at the guy as he plops down right next to Masta Red and extends his hand.)

Chris P. Lettus: "Hello I am Chris P. Lettus. I am from DOA-Pro. I was wondering if I could get some words from you."

Masta Red: "Yeah you can."

Chris P. Lettus: "Great. You came off a tough loss to Choppa Reed. How are you feeling?"

(The ride begins to rattle alittle and the operator begins to shout.)

Operator: "Keep your hands inside of the cart the whole time."

(Masta Red looks over at Lettus and he still waiting on an answer.)

Masta Red: "Do you know what this ride does?"

Chris P. Lettus: "Aww, it can't be that bad. They let little five-year-old kids on here. But back to my question."

(The ride begins to move and they begin to start spinning around in a slow circle. Moving up little by little.)

Masta Red: "As for your question. I am upset that I lost to Choppa, but he is a great competitor. He beat me fair and square and there really isn't more to say than that. I hit him with all I had and he got up from that. That is really a nerve wrecker."

Chris P. Lettus: "Okay after the match you were brutally attacked my Arthryn wielding a kendo stick. Why do you think he attacked you?"

Masta Red: "It's plan and simple. It was jealously. Arthryn is an big headed individual that thinks he is the man everywhere he goes. When he steps into his home he is the man, when he sits on the toilet he is the man, when he goes to his gay clubs, he is the man. However, reality will come and hit him hard. That reality is coming up next Wednesday at Motorcity Madness, when he climbs in the ring with Reed and myself."

(A siren goes off and the ride begins to spin faster and faster. Chris holds onto the restraining bar and continues to talk.)

Chris P. Lettus: "Whew. This thing is getting faster by the second. Okay, as you stated. You will be teaming with Choppa Reed to face Lorenzo Hayes and Arthyrn. I am sure they will pull out all the stops to try to win, since this match decides whether or not they make it in the Heavyweight Title Tourney."

Masta Red: "A team with two feeble minds will never work. They will start fighting with each other about who gets to stay in the ring longer and who gets to go for the pin. They will bicker and complain and end up making out in the ring, like the unhappy couple they are. Then we will be able to obtain the pin. And their hopes of winning the World Title will be over unlike their happy relationship."

Chris P. Lettus: "So you do think that you and Choppa will be about to co-exist in the ring together."

Masta Red: "Yeah I have a new respect for Choppa now. He may have beaten me, but I guarantee, the next time we face off there will be a different outcome."

(The ride begins to slow down, then the carts begin to shoot up and down. Chris looks kinda green as Masta Red stays calm. Screams are heard as the ride continues to pick up more and more speed and the pale face of Chris seems to getting greener. A loud siren goes off and the ride slows down drastically. They begin their descent and the ride finally slows to a stop. The restraining bars slowly unlock and Masta Red pulls his over himself and gets out of the cart. He pulls his shirt down and fixes his pants. He looks back to see Chris looking almost ready to vomit his guts out. The operator quickly runs over to Masta Red.)

Operator: "You think he is alright?"

Masta Red: "Yeah he is fine."

(Masta Red's female friend is waiting at the back of the line to the "Atomic Blast" looking rather upset. Masta Red sees her but acts though if he doesn't see her. He fights through the crowd that has gathers since he has been on the ride. He finally reaches his friend and she stands there with her hands on her hips.)

Woman: "I guess some people have to cater to their fans rather than their date."

(Masta Red looks at the woman with an intrigued look.)

Masta Red: "What are you talking bout?"

Woman: "Hell you know. You just left me over her by myself and went off to promote yourself."

Masta Red: "What? I wanted to ride the ride. I knew you were going to be gone for awhile so I got on a ride. Can't I ride a damn ride?"

Woman: "Why are you cursing?"

Masta Red: "Cause you are pissing me off right now. Why are you upset?"

"Cause you just left me hanging for your little idiotic fans. Hell you really ain't that good in my mind."

(Masta Red looks at the women with hatred in this eyes. He sucks his teeth and looks at the woman. She knows the dedication he puts into wrestling, how he has suffered and prospered from this business. Yet, she dares to disgrace his business right to his face.)

Masta Red: "If I ain't that good, take your ass on somewhere else. I don't need you. You need me. Take your ass on. If you aren't going to support me in what I do, muthaf*ck you."

Woman: "What?"

Masta Red: "You heard me hoe, walk your ass on back to the chicken coop you rolled out of. You are sitting here disgracing my occupation. Hell your stanking ass wouldn't be here right now, if it wasn't for me driving your ass here in my Navigator. Hell you definitely wouldn't be Polo'd down. Get f*ck out of my face. B*tch!"

(The woman seems shocked as Masta Red just insulted her infront of everyone at the fair. She puts a puppy dogface on and starts to weep. Masta Red just looks at her and turns his head and begins to walk off. She continues to cry, she falls to the ground and weeps. Some people go over to console her as Masta Red continues to walk off. Suddenly Chris comes staggering out of an outhouse. He shakes his head vigorously trying to get his head on right. He sees Masta Red and runs towards him.)

Chris P. Lettus: "Red, wait a second."

(Masta Red quickly turns around and sees Chris stumbling his way. Chris stops infront of Masta Red kicking dust and dirt everywhere. He wipes his mouth and starts to talk.)

Chris P. Lettus: "Can I get your last thoughts on your up and coming match?"

Masta Red: "Sure."

Chris P. Lettus: "What do you think Arthyrn will try to do? Do you think he will be able to keep a clear mind when he gets into the ring?"

Masta Red: "He is a loose cannon. He will try everything and anything to win this match, but I refuse to let this happen. It will be sheer domination by Reed and myself."

Chris P. Lettus: "Lorenzo Hayes, the great movie-star, what will he do?"

Masta Red: "Get his ass slaughtered."

Chris P. Lettus: "Well Masta Red best wishes when you step into the ring against Arthryn and Lorenzo Hayes with the assistance of Choppa Reed."

Masta Red: "Thank you."

(The scene fades as Masta Red walks away from the camera.)


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