[A scene opens with Masta Red and a guy in a gray suit standing in front of a camera. The man has a huge grin on his face. Masta Red just glances over at the man and slowly shakes his head. Masta Red looks directly at the camera and begins to talk.]
Masta Red: Okay when are we going to get this show on the road?
[A short man with a full beard comes up and looks at Masta Red.]
Yugo Hans: Masta Red, this will be a masterpiece in the making. I am Yugo Hans, expert commercial marker. I can feel the positive vibes following from you and Gary over there.
Masta Red: That is great. Let's get it started alright.
Yugo Hans: Okay. Lights [Lights begin to pop open and Masta Red squints alittle.], camera, ACTION!
[Masta Red looks up and begins to talk.]
Masta Red: Masta Red here promoting the Electric Funeral in 3dw. Coming up this Sunday.
Gary Nouncer: SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!
[Masta Red begins to laugh and Yugo jumps out of the chair.]
Yugo Hans: What is the problem Masta Red?
Masta Red: You didn't tell me this guy was going to do the salesman car pitch here. I would have prepared for it. I didn't expect him to say, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday as I was talking.
Yugo Hans: Would you prefer him to say his lines after you are done with you part. On the other hand, would you like to get on with it and let him do it as he talks.
Masta Red: Okay, okay. Let's go. [Takes a deep breath.]
Yugo Hans: Good.
[Yugo looks around to make sure everyone is set.]
Yugo Hans: ACTION!
[Masta Red looks up and begins to talk.]
Masta Red: Masta Red here promoting the Electric Funeral in 3dw. Coming up this Sunday.
Gary Nouncer: SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!
Masta Red: That's right. Masta Red takes on "Awesome" Adam Kress and Remy Marquis in a Duke Dignity North American Title match.
Gary Nouncer: A DUKE DIGINITY MATCH FOR THE NORTH AMERICAN TITLE MATCH!
Masta Red: I will be winning my first title in 3dw and go on to win all the titles that I expect to win.
Gary Nouncer: THREE DDDD W!
Masta Red: This..
Gary Nouncer: SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!
Masta Red: I will take make my wrestling debut in 3dw. And
Gary Nouncer: YOU BETTER BE THERE!
[Masta Red moves from the camera and Gary continues talking.]
Gary Nouncer: [In a very fast voice.] In addition, World Title match with Justin Tense versus Chris Canton versus Manni Diggit and Shane Allaway and a card jammed packed with action! Don't miss it 3dw presents Electric Funeral July 30th!
Yugo Hans: CUT! That was perfect. The energy from Gary was there and Masta Red you hit the nail right on the head. That's a wrap folks.
[Masta Red and Gary begins to walk towards their trailers. Masta Red looks over at Gary and begin to talk.]
Masta Red: Good job Gary.
Gary Nouncer: No problem!
Masta Red: Ya can chill out with all the hollering man. You are not on camera anymore.
Gary Nouncer: So, so, so. This is the way I talk, talk, talk.
Masta Red: What is that some kinda stutter or something?
Gary Nouncer: No, no, no. I went to school to learn to speak like this!
Masta Red: Okay, I am going to move down this way alittle cause you are hurting my ears.
Gary Nouncer: Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Masta Red: Yeah, what do you think about the upcoming pay per view?
Gary Nouncer: I can't wait! Masta Red versus "Awesome" Adam Kress versus Remy Marquis.
Masta Red: Yeah I kinda know who I am going to be facing man.
Gary Nouncer: IN A DUKE DIGINITY FOR THE NORTH AMERICAN TITLE MATCH!
Masta Red: Damn dude are you a member of the hearing impaired. Chill out with all the damn hollering. You sound like a little biatch.
Gary Nouncer: BIATCH!
Masta Red: Yeah, a biatch and I know a couple of biatches one of them mainly being that idiot Adam Kress.
Gary Nouncer: "Awesome" Adam Kress the guy that...
Masta Red: Yeah the guy that I am facing at the pay per view. That guy has to be a complete moron. What is up with him?
Gary Nouncer: I think he might be a Nazi, Nazi, Nazi!
Masta Red: Maybe so, but he disses me cause I am black? Uhh that is kinda dumb. I am black so I have no dignity or something extremely dull like that. Well Adam Kress will witness something awesome when he drags his carcass to the ring so I can beat him into a coma. You know it is idiots like him that always screw it up for the minorities here in professional wrestling. What is his problem man?
Gary Nouncer: I DON'T KNOW!
Masta Red: I think he must have had a troubled childhood. In which he was exposed to African Americans that intimidated him into doing embarrassing sexual attacks. Like masturbate until his penis bleed. I don't really know what he has against my race, but he will see that me being a human being is fair superior than some Anglo-Saxon bottom feeder.
Gary Nouncer: Masta Red! Kress said you can bet on it that he will be the NEW NORTH AMERICAN TITLE CHAMPION! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT?!
Masta Red: That guy can empty promises in the world, but that doesn't mean any of them will ever come true. So whatever, I will Kress punch, kick, push and any other method I can Kress something to him and the North American title will be firmly around my waste.
[Suddenly Yugo Hans runs up from behind Masta Red and Gary as they open the door to their trailer.]
Yugo Hans: Here is the tape from the commercial go over it and if you want anything changed come to me I will be waiting.
Masta Red: Okay.
Gary Nouncer: YES SIR'RE BOB!
[Yugo walks back to his trailer and calls one of the camera women into his trailer he slams the door and hears a heart stopping scream and the camerawoman begins to run past the window laughing with Yugo on her neck kissing her.]
Masta Red: Well it looks like he is having a good time.
[Masta Red and Gary enter the trailer. The trailer has a very large black leather sofa and a reclinable leather chair. There is a Playstation controller on the sofa and Gary slides it off the couch and lays out and Masta Red begins to put the tape into the VCR. Masta Red grabs a remote and jumps back into the chair and begins to recline and he presses play.]
Gary Nouncer: This should be very INTERESTING!
Masta Red: Yeah sure.
[The tape begins to play and the camera is squarely on Masta Red. He begins to talk, but Gary is no where in the picture. Masta Red begins to look at Gary and he seems ecstatic just to hear his voice.]
Masta Red: Umm Gary are you mad that you are not on the commercial?
Gary Nouncer: What are you talking about?! Can't you hear my stupendous voice!
Masta Red: Well yes I can, but where are you?
Gary Nouncer: I am only back up, back up, back up, sounds.
Masta Red: Okay, but you dressed up and everything for this. For that you could have worn a wife beater, some sweats, and some flip-flops. You came all dressed up just not to be even mentioned in the commercial.
Gary Nouncer: That's okay.
Masta Red: That's is not OKAY! It proves, COMMERCIAL NARRATORS ARE NOT APPRECIATED!
Gary Nouncer: I feel appreciated although my face was not of the screen. I made a feeling that his will be a extravaganza.
Masta Red: Sure man, but I still this you got cheated.
Gary Nouncer: I am fine. It does not bother me one single bit.
Masta Red: Okay. Back to my match at Electric Funeral. We have Remy Marquis also in this match. The top prospect for the week I would assume. Well I really don't know what that is supposed to mean, but I know a prospect means that you are just a rookie in this game son. While I was making it into the world of wrestling you were still sucking milk outta ya momma's breasts. A catholic boy, I can respect that. However, you are just a little too fragile for me. If you believe in the bible so much, you should be preaching the lord's words instead of coming to the PPV to get your brains beat our of your oval shaped head.
Gary Nouncer: Oval, oval, oval!
Masta Red: [Chuckles.] Chill out dude. Remy, I don't know much about you nor do I want to know anything about ya. All that I care to know is that you will bring your plump, unskilled ass to the ring on.. Gary say it.
Gary Nouncer: Oh, SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!
Masta Red: And I will beat your ass at the same time I am killing that little whore Adam Kress. It's on now. Ya can guran "damn" tee that.
Gary Nouncer: Masta Red takes on "Awesome" Adam Kress and Remy Marquis on...
Masta Red: They know the date.
[The scene fades as Gary and Masta Red being to laugh alittle as Masta Red cuts off Gary from saying his catch phrase.]
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