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[A scene opesn with Commish Vince Russo standing outside of a very large building with the letters "TCW" on the side. He is pacing back and forth. He takes a peek on the side of the street looking up and down but seeing a taxi or two flying down the streets not even looking over at him. He stomps his foot in anger and walks into the building. He looks around and sees the marble floors, marbles columns and an very large and elegant candelier. He walks over the the front desk and begins to ring a bell rather furiously. Suddenly a very pretty blond head woman comes from the back smiling at Russo. Russo begins to talk.]
Vince Russo: Debra where in the hell is Masta Red? You said he would be hear in atleast 5 minutes and my dear there is no one out there to see.
Debra: Mr. Russo, he will be here trust me. He has never let me down and he promised to be here for your "special occassion".
Vince Russo: Well he better hurry up. And what do you mean by you have known him for a long time. How long have you known him?
Debra: Ohh about 5 mon...
Vince Russo: Exactly as I thought. Not long enough. You had better pray that he is here.
Debra: I promise he will be here.
Vince Russo: I sure hope you are going to keep that promise cause if he isn't here, I am going to take it out on you and your job status.
Debra: You know that I am good with my promises. I never told anyone about that itch you had this summer.
Vince Russo: SHHHH!!!!! Don't tell anyone about that. You promise not to tell anyone that.
Debra: I haven't. You just go out there and look for Masta Red. He will be here.
[Russo waves his hand in the air as he doesn't want to hear what Debra has to say and walks back out of the building and continues to pace up and down the sidewalk. He continues to peep up and down the streets looking for Masta Red to come by. He stomps his foot even harder and sits on the curb of the street.]
Vince Russo: I told Prez EvilChild that this character was a bad guy. We shouldn't even had let him into the federation. He is going to be bad news from the beginning. I can't wait until he begins to fallout in the fed and I prove to Prez Evilchild that he isn't worth the time to deal with in TCW, WE SET THE F'N STANDARD! We are moving to the future and I don't think, [In a sarcastic voice.] Masta Red is really going to be a asset to the fed. I guess we will have to wait and see.
[Suddenly a red Lincoln Navigator pulls up right infront of Russo and is real close to hitting him. Russo does a backwards roll and barely misses getting hit. He jumps up looking very irriate. He runs up the car and begins to tap on the window. He tries to peep in but the windows are too tinted for him to look into.]
Vince Russo: Hey! Get your ass out the car right now before I jump in there and knock your silly ass out.
[The window to the navigator begins to roll down slowly. Russo looks in and is shocked to see Masta Red looking at him. Masta Red just looks over and starts laugh as Russo is standing back with his mouth wide open.]
Masta Red Close your mouth boy. Yes I am here in TCW just to beat you ass.
Vince Russo: NO!! You are here for an interview.
Masta Red Of course I am. But you are not suppose to know that. How in the hell did you know I was coming anyways?
Vince Russo: I got connections man.
Masta Red Yeah I am sure you do.
[Masta Red climbs out of the Navigator wearing a red and gray gradient Fubu jersery and Cargo khaki pants. He looks over at Vince and motions to got into the building. Masta Red enters the building and Russo follows. They go pass Debra and Masta Red waves at here and she quickly waves back. Masta Red looks back and Russo and begins to talk as they wait for an elevator to come down.]
Masta Red So who is going to be conducting this interview? I hope not you.
Vince Russo: HA HA. Yes I am doing the interview. Everyone else was afraid to do it for some reason. I don't know if they think you are going to attack them or you would intimidate them into thinking that they were not as good as you are in life as a person.
Masta Red Is that so.
Vince Russo: Why yes it is. So I decided to take you on in an interview and see what you were really made of.
Masta Red We will see won't we.
[A ding is heard and the elevator door opens up and Masta Red and Russo enter the elevator. Russo pushes the button for the 18th floor and the elevator begins to move up slowly.]
Vince Russo: So are you really as good as they say you are?
Masta Red Of course I am Vince. I would not be here in TCW if I didn't think I was the best that the world had to offer.
[The elevator comes to a screeching stop and the lights begin to flicker on and off. Russo looks around shocked out of his mind as Masta Red just stands around looking up.]
Vince Russo: OH NO! The elevator got stuck! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!
[Russo begins to run around the elevator panicking. He kneels down and begins to pray as Masta Red just looks over at him laughing.]
Masta Red There is alway a phone in here. We will just use that to call to the main office and tell them we are having difficulties up here. Calm down.
[Masta Red reaches down below the elevator pad and grabs the little phone knob and opens the will door to reveal no phone in there at all. Masta Red looks over and just moves back.]
Masta Red Vince...,, Vince, why are there no phones in this elevator?
Vince Russo: It is supposed to be updated with the latest technology and no phone is supposed to be needed.
Masta Red So what we are stuck in here until someone realizes that the elevator is stuck?
Vince Russo: I am afraid so.
Masta Red [Slumps into a corner.] Well CRAP! What will we do until then?
Vince Russo: Pray.
Masta Red Man we ain't going to die, there is no need to pray here. Let's get this interview over with that you said you had to do.
Vince Russo: But Prez Evilchild isn't here. He wanted to be the first to congradulate you on coming to TCW.
Masta Red He will just have to do it later. Come on I am tired of waiting.
Vince Russo: Okay, okay.
[Russo reaches into his pocket and pulls out a peice of notebook paper and unfolds it and begins to talk.]
Vince Russo: Okay. Let's start off with the big question why did you come to TCW?
Masta Red Challenge. I am looking for some people that are going to push me to the limit. People that will show me if there are really as good as they say they are. But once again there is really a big doubt that they are really that good. Just alot of hype and no talent. We will see what they are capable of doing when someone that actually has skills and talent comes to this fed and shows them how to perform in the wrestling ring.
Vince Russo: Is there anyone in TCW that your personally know?
Masta Red Yeah 2 people, $inster Kane and 8-Ball.
Vince Russo: How long have you known the both of them and do you think that they are top notch quality wrestlers?
Masta Red Each for about 4 months. Both of them are capable of winning World Titles, they are no sloths in the wrestling ring. I have tremendous respect for the both of them.
Vince Russo: Do you think there could be an alliance between the three of you?
Masta Red You never know, you will just have to wait and see.
Vince Russo: As you have looked through the roster of TCW athletes, who are the main people that you think will give you a match worth remembering?
Masta Red I looked at Austin, Ice, Ramon, and the rest of the people here and I wondering if any of them were even worth the time of facing and I said to myself, not really. But then again anyone can be beaten a at a certain moment, so I am sure that these guys will give me a run for my money but come up and couple hundreds short.
Vince Russo: You are alittle conceited aren't you Masta Red.
[Masta Red looks over at Russo with an irriated look.]
Masta Red You know right now we are stuck in a little room that is only about 7 feet wide and 8 feet long. So there isn't much room for you to be criticizing me. So all I have to do, if kick you up against this wall right here, so if I was you, I would get quiet very quickly and finish this interview, before I beat the living shznit out of you.
[Russo looks over at Masta Red and scoots back against the wall. Looking rather intimidated by Masta Red. He takes a couple of deep breaths and looks back over at Masta Red.]
Vince Russo: Okay I am sorry for insulting you. We need to work together to get out of here and that may be both of us working together not just you. Okay?
Masta Red Yeah man whatever let's get this over with so we can find out a way to get out of here.
Vince Russo: Okay according to my notes here, that you currently have a challenge to a certain man and his name hapens to be unknown to me. So could you tell me and the rest of the fans of the TCW who he is?
Masta Red Well since you put my business all out in the streets, I guess I will have to tell you who he is. He happens to be Ice, the man that is the current holder of the TCW Extreme Title.
Vince Russo: Is there any reason why you are going after him?
Masta Red I see him as a person with potential and he will be able to push me to almost the top of my game, but not any higher. Ice is a great wrestler here for TCW, but he has never experienced someone like me in the squared circle. Ice, my boy, I see you in my crosshairs, sooner than you think, you had better watch your ass, coming my foot my be going up through it. Ice, you are going to be the first of my many victims while I am here in TCW, I just hope that you are going to be as they say, up to par, when you step into the ring against me, but I don't think ya will.
Vince Russo: Ice is a great competitor what makes you think that you can beat him? Not degrading you or anything like that?
Masta Red I have come a long way Vince, from the bottom straight to the top of the world. I have won many titles in my day, I probably have the most experience out of anyone that I have ever faced before in the ring. I have no doubts that I will no be able to defeat Ice, he is just a stepping stone for me as I go on up to the World Title. There is not hatred for Ice here, just business.
Vince Russo: After Ice, is done away with who is next?
Masta Red It doesn't matter, I could beat up Ice a couple more times cause I know he is going to cry like a $2 dollar hoe when I embarass him infront of all of this little followers here in TCW. I am prepared to take him on in whatever match comes my way. Cage match, barb wire, all out brawl, or just a regular match it doesn't matter. I will jsut beat him until he passes out and then I will go on my merry way into the locker room with a victory over one the better wrestlers here in TCW.
Vince Russo: What are your thoughts on Prez Evilchild?
Masta Red I have not really had a chance at meeting him yet. I was sure at this interview I would meet him, but yet I am stuck up in this elevator, sitting on my ass, talking to you. But when I meet him, I guaran "damn" tee that he is going to enjoy my presence here in TCW as I start to knock his wrestlers down one by one.
Vince Russo: There was once a person that was on the staff here that said you were not really that good. I can see that you maybe that good.
Masta Red Well Russo it is nice to see that you have changed your attitude towards me.
Vince Russo: Well let's get out of here.
[Russo pulls out a green Nokia cellphone.]
Masta Red Wait a minute Russo. You mean to tell me you had that phone the whole time and you didn't use it?
Vince Russo: I only use it for emergency purposes. I only have 3 minutes left.
Masta Red Russo, call down to the front desk before I pry this door open with your head.
[Russo looks over at Masta Red and dials up a number. He begins to talk to someone. He smiles then hangs up.]
Vince Russo: They said it will be done in about 5 minutes.
Masta Red 5 minutes! Crap we have been up here for about 30 minutes. We are going to get out of here by ourselves. Come here. I am going to put up on the top of the elevator.
Vince Russo: WAIT!!!! He said 5 minutes, let's wait 5 minutes first.
Masta Red Okay.
[15 minutes pass.]
[Masta Red is leaning up against the side of the elevator and Russo head bobs and he tries not to fall asleep.]
Masta Red Okay, we tried your plan. Now for mine. Come here.
[Russo walks up and Masta Red and puts his foot in Masta Red hands and Masta Red hoists him up and and Russo pushes a panel out of the way and sticks his head up and climbs to the top.]
Masta Red You aight up there?
Vince Russo: Yeah I am fine. I hope this works. I seen it on movies before but I don't think this is going to work.
Masta Red Look for a door of some sort up there.
[Russo begins to climb up the side of the elevator shaft looking for a door. Suddenly a loud creeking noise he heard and the elevator begins to move up.]
Vince Russo: OHH SHIT! This thing is going to go to the top floor.
Masta Red Come back through the panel, hurry up!
[Russo falls back down onto the elevator. As he comes down he hits the panel he moved out of the way and it goes back into place. Russo begins to bang on the panel but it is not moving.]
Masta Red SHZNIT! Hold on I will try to knock it out of the way.
[Masta Red jumps up and hits the panel and it flies back and Russo quickly comes back down through the panel crashing down onto Masta Red. Masta Red pushes him off and stands up.]
Masta Red You tight?
Vince Russo: Yeah.
[A ding is heard and the elevator door opens up and Masta Red and Russo rush off the elevator and run into a crowd of people.]
Masta Red Hey don't get on that elevator. It is not fixed.
Man: Oh it is now. There was a sign on the door that said it was in need of being fixed, but someone took it off as a gag. It is working perfectly now.
Masta Red Okay, whatever I ain't going back on that elevator.
Man: But this is the 18th floor, the top building of this building. You are not going to really walk all the way back to the first floor.
Vince Russo: I know I am.
Masta Red And I am too. Later.
[Masta Red and Russo begin to walk down the halls and the people go into the elevator.]
Vince Russo: You want to meet the Prez?
Masta Red Sure.
[The scene fades as Masta Red and Russo go through a door with a picture of stairs on it.]
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