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[A scene opens with a very large bus pulling up infront of Warner Brother studios. Masta Red is shown standing outside of Warner Brothers Studio with a large group of kids behind him with Boys and Girls Club t-shirts on. The kids begin to jump around and start acting bad. Masta Red looks over and is about to fuss at them when he sees the real reason why he is here. A tall woman with long black hair walks up to Masta Red and stands infront of him.]
Woman: Masta Red, are you ready to enter this right here?
Masta Red: Ohhh yeah I am. I am yeah let's go Kelly.
Kelly: Good. Come on kiddies.
[Masta Red grabs about 12 of the kids hands and they begin to jump around as they follow Kelly into the studio. They walk up to a large building that has the words, "Screening Room" on it.]
Kelly: Okay kids, we are here so you can watch your favorite cartoon, Pokémon!
All the Kids: YEAH!!!!!!
Kelly: I know all of you have your favorites character here but you all have to be silent while we are in here watching this. So let's go.
[The kids begin to run forward tugged Masta Red along with them. They enter a bulding that has "Movie Room" on it to see a very large screen showing previews of new Pokémon movies. They all take a seat and begin to mess with with each other as Masta Red leans up against the wall making faces at the little kids.]
Masta Red: Yeah, you just wait until this movie is over I am going to beat you up.
Kid: No you ain't.
Masta Red: Yeah I am.
Kid: No you ain't.
[The kid jumps up out of his seat and runs his head right into Masta Red's nuts and Masta Red cringes in pain and falls to the floor.]
Kid: HAHAHHAHA!!!!!
Masta Red: YOU little shhhhhiiiiiiit!!
Kelly: Marcus get back in your seat and stop beating up on Masta Red. Are you okay Masta?
Masta Red: Naw, that little kid hit me in the balls. Bad ass kid.
Kelly: Awww... I will nurse you back to health when this movie starts.
[Masta Red begins to smile as he begins to pull himself up on the chair and takes a seat in a seat that is not occupied. Then a man wearing a pink shirt with Pikachu on it comes out running down the aisle throwing candy and other goodies to the kids. He runs down to the front of the seats and begins to talk.]
Man: HEEEEEEYYYYYY KIDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! GOOOOOOOODDDDDD MORNING!!!!!
All the Kids: Good morning!
Man: I can't hear you!!
All the Kids: GOOD MORNING!
Fletcher Wares: My name is Fletcher Wares and I will be showing you the Pokémon First MOVIE!!!! I am sure that all of you have seen Pokémon once in your wonderful kiddie lives. So you are going to show you our first MOVIE!!!!!
All the Kids: YEAH!!!
Masta Red: I think this guy smokes alittle too much.
[Kelly punches Masta Red in the arm and Masta Red begins to laugh a little.]
Fletcher Wares: Well without furter ado, here is the Pokémon first movie. We will be coming around with popcorn and drinks for all of you! Aren't you all EXCITED!
All the Kids: YES!!!!
Fletcher Wares: GOODIE! Be right back.
[Fletcher runs to the back skipping as the camera goes back over to Masta Red as the lights begin to dim and the movie looks like it is about to start.]
Masta Red: Well since I made a statement here already in TCW and there is one person in the crosshairs I guess I can talk about his ass. This man happens to be K-9. Now I haven't heard much from this guy, nor do I care to here anything from him either. All I know is that he beat Fusion and now he is going to face me Wednesday. Well I have to say that your little 1 match winning streak is going to come to a streeching halt very soon, as a matter of fact it will happen Wednesday, when I plant your ass on your neck.
Kelly: Hey watch your language around here. If you don't I won't heal you inury [begins to rub on Masta Red's inner thigh.] okay?
Masta Red: Ohh yeah, I mean yeah. Back to K-9, now like I said before I know nothing about you, nor care what you have to say about me or how much talent you have, cause I really don't care. All I care about is your bringing your talent-less ass to the ring on Wednesday, do a couple of dropkicks, work the crowd alittle, then I will hit you in the face with reality, cause there won't be too much offensive coming from you. It will go like this, you enter the ring, finger up your nose, then I enter the ring with the fans loving me and everyone in the world watching. I just look at you and you fall to the mat, and the ref counts 1,2,3. Then it is over, you are back to fighting your jobber battles, while I go over to the titles and other accomplishments. K-9, I am sure that you are hoping a win over me will push your status to the top, but I don't want you to get your hope up to high, cause you are going to be dispressed like a fat person doing a seafood diet. It just ain't going to happen playa.
[Fletcher Wares and a couple of men dressing Pokémon outfits walk up and down the aisles passing out popcorn and drinks to the kids. A man dressed up as Charmeleon walks up to Masta Red and Kelly with popcorn and drinks in his hands.]
Charmeleon: HEY THERE!!! Would you like some of ouor special Pokémon popcorn?
Masta Red: Umm.. Maybe.
Charmeleon: It will help you on your way to becoming a Pokémon Master Trainer!
Masta Red: Umm.. My name is already Masta, but I will take a drink anyways.
Charmeleon: OKAY!
Masta Red: Could you tone the voice down alittle please?
Charmeleon: Okay!
[Charmeleon gives Masta Red a drink and gives Kelly some popcorn and a drink. Then he runs down the front of the screen and Fletcher runs down smiling.]
Fletcher Wares: Okay, the movie is going to start! POKEMAN: THE FRIST MOVIE!!!!
All the Kids: YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!
[The previews end and the title is shown on the screen as the kids begin to get excited. Masta Red looks over at the camera and continues to talk.]
Masta Red: Well you know K-9.
Kelly: Masta Red, be quiet, the movie has started, go outside to finish that interview. I will keep your seat warm.
Masta Red: Yeah.
[Masta Red gets up and walks out of the room and walks down the hall and out of the building. He sees Fletcher and a couple of the Pokémon characters all together in a huddle. Fletcher seems to be chewing some of the out for something. Masta Red turns and walks in the other direction and begins to talk.]
Masta Red: As I was saying K-9, I sure hope you are ready for me, but I really and I mean REALLY don't see you being ready for the type of wrestler that I am. You are new to this fed and so am I, but I will make the faster statement here and this match will be over fairly fast. K-9, I am not here to gloat over how good I am, but I tell you one thing, I sure as hell is better than you. K-9 I am wasting my breath on you so, I will see you Wednesday.
[Masta Red begins to walk around looking at the studios that are there. He sees the studio for the Wayan's Brothers and other studios. Suddenly a fat security guard comes running from behind a building with powder all on his mouth.]
Security Guard: Freeze right there dirtbag?
Masta Red: Hey ya got something on ya mouth.
Security Guard: Don't worry about me. What are you doing here? [Wipes face.]
Masta Red: Umm.. Taking a walk.
Security Guard: Where are you supposed to be?
Masta Red: Watching the Pokémon movie with some kids from the Boys and Girls' Club.
Security Guard: What's your name?
Masta Red: You sure ask alot of question. My name is Masta Red.
Security Guard: Hey you are that new guy in TCW ain't ya.
Masta Red: Why yes that happens to be me.
Security Guard: You have to face K-9 don't ya. I hope ya beat his ass real good.
Masta Red: Don't worry I will.
Security Guard: Well I am sorry for the harassment, carry on. But beware there are some people that are not as nice as I am, like most of those guys that do the Pokémon show, so you might need this, [reaches into pocket.] A vistor's badge.
Masta Red: [Takes badge.] Thanks, good looking out man.
Security Guard: No problem, you just stay safe.
Masta Red: Yeah.
[The security guard runs back where he had came from and Masta Red turns around in the other direction continues to walk. He walks back to the movie building and enters to see just about all of the kids sleep. Masta Red sees Kelly and covers her eyes.]
Kelly: I know it is you Red.
Masta Red: Sure ya did?
Kelly: I guess you can for your "healing" didn't you?
Masta Red: Ummm.. Sure.
Kelly: Come with me.
[Kelly gets up and Masta Red follows her. They enter a woman's bathroom and Masta Red closes and locks the door.]
[18 minutes later.]
[Masta Red comes out of the bathroom pulls his pants up and Kelly is right behind him smiling. They enter the movie room again to see that the movie is almost over. They go back and sit down to watch the end of the movie. The movies goes off and the lights come on and all of the kids moan and groan as Fletcher comes running back in looking rather estactic.]
Fletcher Wares: Did all of you enjoy the movie?
All the Kids: yeah.
Fletcher Wares: What? I can't hear you!!!!
All the Kids: YEAH!
Fletcher Wares: Goodie! Now all of you exit to the left to see a wonderful surprise!!!
[Kelly and Masta Red lead the kids out of the room and they see Pikachu, Charmeleon and other Pokémon characters all standing in a line. Fletcher comes running out looking all happy.]
Fletcher Wares: Here comes the Pokémon song!
[All the character begin to dance and sing a song and the kids get real happy and start to dance with them. They sing for about 2 minutes then stop. The little kids clap and they bow and Fletcher runs to the front.]
Fletcher Wares: Thanks you kids for coming to our movie screening have a super day!
[Kelly begins to lead all of the kids out studio.]
Masta Red: Hey Kelly wait for me I have go get something. I think I dropped my phone in the bathroom.
Kelly: Okay.
[Masta Red runs back into the building and goes into the woman's bathroom looking under the toilet for his phone. He checks up the sinks and in every stall. Then he looks in the far corner by the trash can and finds it. He picks it up and cleans it off and goes back outside to see Fletcher fussing at the Pokémon people.]
Fletcher Wares: That FUCKIN' SUCKED! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE! NOT IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, MIDDLE SCHOOL, HIGH SCHOOL, COLLEGE, BROADWAY, HELL THAT WASSN'T EVEN BETTER THAN WCW WRESTLING AND YOU KNOW THAT IS BAD!
[Pikachu jumps out of the line and begins to fuss right back at Fletcher.]
Pikachu: Well if you would have given us more time to perform maybe it would have been better, you damn queer!
Fletcher Wares: WHAT!
[Fletcher jumps on top of Pikachu and begins to punch him in the head, yet Pikachu doesn't feel it cause of the soft plush outfit and begins to wale lay on Fletcher. Masta Red runs in and knocks Pikachu off Fletcher and then all of the Pokémon character begin to attack Masta Red. Masta Red begins to slam Pokémon characters all over the place and looks up and see Pikachu drill him in the jaw with a punch. Masta Red goes down to one knee. He wipes the spit from his mouth and looks up at Pikachu who is motioning Masta Red to bring it. Masta Red rushes at Pikachu and Pikachu throws a punch Masta Red ducks under his arm and grabs him from behind and performs a picture perfect release german suplex.]
Masta Red: That is the Masta Plex and you ain't going to get up from that one!
[Masta Red dusts himself off and begins to walk back towards the bus as Fletcher runs up behind Masta Red and grabs is shoulder. Masta Red turns around and grabs him by the throat Fletcher begins to squeal like a little girl so Masta Red let's him go.]
Fletcher Wares: *cough, cough. All I want to say is thanks.
Masta Red: Yeah whatever. K-9,I hope you played close attention cause you future is just as dim as those Pokémon characters were. K-9, you have been given a chance that many people want, you have the chance to actually beat me in the ring one on one, but the real question is, is do you really think you can beat me? I didn't think so.
[Masta Red walks back to the bus and gets on the bus as the scene fades.]
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