[A scene opens with a Masta Red standing ouside of a very large building with the words "Happyfamily Mental Institution". Masta Red shakes his head and enters the building. He walks up through a couple of doors and sees a couple of regular looking people waving at him and smiling. He walks up to the receponists desk and clears his throat to get the receponist's attention. She turns around and smiles.]
Masta Red: Yeah I came here to meet a friend of mines, Hulk Shortgan.
Receponist: Do you have an appointment?
Masta Red: Yeah, my name is right there.
Receponist: Do you have any id on you?
Masta Red: Why yes I do.
[Masta Red reaches into his pocket and pulls out his driver's license and shows it to the lady. He looks at it then gives it back to Masta Red. He hits a button and a buzzer is heard as the door infront of Masta Red opens.]
Receponist: Third floor, room 34.
[Masta Red walks through the door and goes over to the elevator and presses the button. The door opens to see a lady in the smiling. Masta Red goes over to the other side and just looks over at her.]
Masta Red: Could you hit the button for the third floor for me?
Lady: YES I CAN!
[The lady hits the button for the fifth floor and it begins to go up. Masta Red doesn't think about it and just continues to wait. The elevator reaches the fifth floor, but the lady just stays in the elevator.]
Masta Red: Is this your floor?
Lady: YES IT IS! ALL OF THESE FLOORS ARE MINE.
Masta Red: I am sure that they are. I just want you to hit the three so I can go meet my friend.
Lady: OKAY!
[The lady hits the button for the third floor and the elevator goes down to the third floor. Masta Red begins to walk out of the elevator, when the lady hits the button for close door. The door closes in Masta Red's face and Masta Red just smiles.]
Masta Red: Look lady, I just want to leave.
Lady: OKAY!
[The lady hits the button for the first floor. They go down and then elevator reaches the first floor. The door opens and there are a couple of nurses and doctors standing out there. The lady sees them and freaks out.]
Lady: CLOSE DOOR, CLOSE DOOR!!!
[The nurses and doctors rush into the elevator and grabs the lady, they give his a shot and he collaspes to the floor. They carry her out of the elevator. Masta Red just shakes his head and hits the button for the third floor. The elevator goes up to the third floor and Masta Red walks out looking around at the door numbers. He sees the numbers go in some weird order so he begins to walk. He looks over at the camera and begins to talk.]
Masta Red: Well, after my first victory in TCW, I fell pretty good, it is a shame that such a GREAT as myself is forced to face little pathetic people that think that they are dogs and stuff like that. Using stupid catch phrases and just not knowing how to wrestle one single bit at all. Well it is over and done with between me and you for the moment K-9, I will go to the top while you stay at the bottom and try your best to come close to me, but I doubt it will happen.
[Masta Red finally finds room 34. He knocks on the door and someone tells him to come in. Masta Red enters the room and begins to look around. Suddenly a little midget jumps on on the back of Masta Red and puts Masta Red in to a headlock. Masta Red begins to spin around to try to swing him off of him. Masta Red grabs the midget and throws him onto the bed infront of them. The midget hits and springs right back up on his feet. He looks over at Masta Red and jumps on Masta Red's head trying to perform a Tornado DDT, but Masta Red is too big and just throws the midget off of him. Masta Red and the midget begin to laugh as Masta Red sits on the bed.]
Midget: Damn, you are too big still.
Masta Red: Don't worry about it Hulk, if I was alittle short, you would have had me.
Hulk Shortgan: I know. Thanks for coming to visit me again. It is lonely in this damn looney bin.
Masta Red: I hear ya man. How much more time do you have in here?
Hulk Shortgan: 4 years. That plead for insanity was what got me off scott free. I am glad I thought of that. I have been here 20 years, and I can't wait to get out of here.
Masta Red: I here ya. You still look it wrestling shape. What have you been doing in this looney bin?
Hulk Shortgan: Man, I wish I was in as good as shape as I was when I was in Midget Championshiop Wrestling. During my 19th title reign I think that had to be the best I had ever felt in the ring.
Masta Red: Man how many times did you win that damn title?
Hulk Shortgan: At least 30 I think. It would have been more if I didn't cut off my ex-wife's boyfriends kneecaps and killed him. But oh well, I say in 4 more years, I can come back to the sport.
Masta Red: WHAT? You have to be atleast 55.
Hulk Shortgan: So what, I see Terry Funk wrestling all of the time and hell he is 65. If he can do it, I can do it.
Masta Red: I hear ya.
Hulk Shortgan: It is great to have ya here Masta Red. I haven't had a visitor in here in a long time, unless you would call those nurses that come and give me my sponge bath vistors. What have you been up to?
Masta Red: Wrestling hard man, trying keep the tradition going. I mean I don't think I would be wrestling if I would not have seen you that one day in WWF, I mean you were short, but you could wrestle.
Hulk Shortgan: OHH... You mean that day when I posed as Hulk Hogan and bit Andre's kneecap and he ran around with me still on his kneecap.
Masta Red: Yeah that was some funny shznit man. I laughed so hard, I thought I wasn't going to die. That is why I wanted to be a entertainer slash wrestler. Like you were.
Hulk Shortgan: Thanks man, you know us midget wrestlers, get no reckonition from anyone, but it is nice to know the current aWa World Champion gives up respect. Hey it is almost 12:25, want to go get someting to eat?
Masta Red: You can leave?
Hulk Shortgan: No, we have cafeteria here, with some pretty good food.
Masta Red: Aight.
[Masta Red opens the door and lets Shortgan out as they begin to walk up and down the halls. They walks for alittle and see a set of swinging doors with some man swinging on the door. They dodge the man and start to get some food. They get country fried steak, mashed taters, english peas, a health cookie and a bottle water. The walk to the register and Shortgan shows the lady his id and Masta Red pays the lady $2.50 as they go and sit down. They sit and begin to eat.]
Masta Red: Hey this is pretty good. Well, I will continue to fight until I get a shot at the Universal Title and it looks like a old friend of mines is going to get that title and has already recognized that I am the next person that is going to be in line for this title. That man happens to be 8-Ball. Now 8-Ball, you are right, that it was been long overdue for Masta Red and 8-Ball to get into the ring and face each other. Then we will really see who the best nigga is in the business. You may be the Icon and all of this other stuff, but that won't matter what you name is, but how much talent you have. I have tons of respect for you 8-Ball, but when and if I step into the squared-circle against you, you had better be prepared to go for a long time. I will not be some competitor like $inster Kane, just out here to see how many federtions that he can be in, but I will be the person to deflate that head of yours. As you said before 8-Ball, I have took the MCW Gold and Glory title from your tag team, you wasn't there the first time, but you couldn't get them back either, so you have something to prove here Ball, I have you 2 up, I would like to say, and you have not come close to beatin me yet. So Ball, when I do get this title shot and you claim the Universal Title for yaself, holla up a brother and I will give you a run for your dollas. Ya heard?
Hulk Shortgan: So now yall do interviews on the now-a-days huh?
Masta Red: Yeah, it let's you have more freedom and more time to do everything that you need to do.
Hulk Shortgan: Well I want you to meet a couple of friends of mines. This is Shotgun Parker, he shot everyone in his family with a shotgun, pleaded insanity and gets out in 2 years. This is Lucy "The Terror" Peterson. Now this lady is really insane, she is usually confined to her wall padded room, but she has had her medication so she is fine right now. Then we have the first person I even meet when I came here, he calls himself Noci, I don't know what it stands for, but he said he was some kinda big star in the wrestler business before all of you third generation guys came along and booted him outted his top spot.
Noci: Don't you know I was the 90 time World Champion? I was the best, you damn newbies took it all from me, I hope yall all burn in hell.
Hulk Shortgan: It is a tradegy. He lost his title in a fed them, quit, then he went crazy, his relatives brought him here. He has been here over 30 years, longer than anyone else here.
Masta Red: So sad.
Hulk Shortgan: Yes it is.
Masta Red: So tell me something. Who is that right there?
[Masta Red points over to the lady that was on the elevator with him when he came here. Shortgan begins to smile.]
Hulk Shortgan: That my son, is the best thing ever to grace the face of the earth. That is my girlfriend.
Masta Red: I seems to be a match made in heaven. [Mumbles.] Or hell.
Hulk Shortgan: It is, she has gave me a reason to live now. I don't think I could have made it in here with out her.
Masta Red: Is that so. Well I am fixing to get out of here man. I have somethings to do. It was nice seeing you again man. Much love.
[Masta Red gets up and walks off. They wave as Masta Red leaves. He passes that lady and she smiles at him and he just laughs a little then continues walking. He looks over at the camera and begins to talk.]
Masta Red: Well it finally comes, Masta Red gets a title shot against Mike Anderson. Such a shame that this guy is the first guy that I am going to win my first title against. I look at Mike and see nothing at all. No talent, no skill, no drive, no determination, no nothing. I guess that I will have to get my first title against you then my good friend in 8-Ball, he seems to be alitte upset since he didn't get a Universal Title shot, but I can't help that. Anderson, you won this title Wednesday and you are already fixing to lose it playa, that is going to look bad on your personal record, but don't feel bad when I smear you on the mat, cause that is what I am going to do to all of the competition here in TCW. They are going to start falling one and another, you are the second person that is going to fall, I already beat up on Rin Tin Tin over there, now I am going to kick your sorry ass. Anderson I haven't seen much from the likes of you, you haven't really beat anyone that has any skills in here, neither have I, you have won a title, but I haven't, the odds should be stacked in your favor, but they are not, cause I am the FUTURE of this federation while you are yesteryear's big time wrestler. Saturday will come Anderson, there is no stopping that from happening, but your title reign will be the one ending and that is all. Anderson, I have never seen such a bunch of pathetic wrestlers in my life of wrestling. I have face K-9 and now you. This is the worst talent I have ever come across, there should be rules against allowing people like you into the federation, but I guess there is not. The International Title is soon to be mine Anderson, it will be the first title reign for me, the NEW F'N SHOW!
[Masta Red taps on the door and the lady lets him out. He walks pass her waving and exited the building. He climbs into his Lincoln Navigator and pulls off as the camera fades.]
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