[A scene opens with Masta Red walking around Times Square near the MTV Building. Masta Red turns a corner and sees tons of fans standing outside yelling up at the camera trying to get in to meet someone that is up there. Masta Red walks up to a girl that is wearing a bright pink tube top and very short shorts. He begins to talk.]
Masta Red: Hey what is going on here?
Girl: You don't know? It is the one greatest moment of all time! Britney Spears is right up there! Can't you see her?
[Masta Red looks up in the glass window and shakes his head.]
Masta Red: Only thing I see is the ceiling up there.
Girl: You are not looking hard enough man. Look she is right there. Don't you see those purple pants? I have the exact same pair at home. I was going to wear them but I didn't want everyone looking at my butt. I have a big butt don't I?
Masta Red: No it is the right size.
Girl: Thanks. Man I would give anything to get up there with Britney Spears.
Masta Red: Is that so?
[Masta Red whispers something in the girls ear and they walk towards the entrance doors of the MTV building. They are meet by a couple of security guards that are standing there munching on some donuts. Masta Red walks up to them and smiles.]
Masta Red: Hey me and my friend here want to go in so we can meet Britney Spears.
Security Guard 1: And you are?
Leila: I am Leila Harding.
Security Guard 2: Well Miss Leila you sure as hell ain't getting in. [Takes a bite out of the donut.]
Security Guard 1: You never ain't never lieing. HAHAHA!
Security Guard 2: Ampf wumptf yulf napf?
Masta Red: What?
Security Guard 2: [Swallows hard.] I said, and what is your name.
Masta Red: Masta Red happens to be my name partner.
Security Guard 1: HOLY JELLY DONUTS!! THE MASTA RED FROM TCW!
Masta Red: Umm.. yeah.
Security Guard 1: I was in that Hawk interview. Man that guy is a major jerk dude. He tried to touch my breasts too, I didn't appreciate that.
Masta Red: Well dude you do have some big breasts but that is not up for debate right now. So me and my friend here can enter right?
Security Guard 1: You give me and my friend here an autograph and you can do whatever the hell you want.
Masta Red: Aight.
[Masta Red grabs a pen out of his pants pocket and signs a napkin that both men have. They open the doors and let Masta Red and the girl in. They walk over to the elevator and Masta Red moves back.]
Leila: What's the matter?
Masta Red: I had some bad times with elevators, I rather take the stairs.
Leila: Okay, I will be waiting for you on the fifth floor okay?
Masta Red: Yeah.
[Masta Red walks over to a door, opens it, and begins to walk up some stairs He looks over at the camera and begins to talk.]
Masta Red: Well looky here, it looks like another one of The Brood's members bite the dust at Horror, such a sorry site to see, since that think they are all that. Ghost From Hell, I told you before son, you wasn't ready for what I brought to the plate with me. Yet, you were too damn stupid to realize that. GFH, once you get some talent holla at me again and I will fix you up with someone more your speed, like K-9 or someone like that. What a joke.
[Masta Red continues to walk when he sees Tyrese from MTV Jams.]
Masta Red: Tyrese it is a pleasure to meet you.
Tyrese: No the pleasure is all mine. Haven't I seen you before?
Masta Red: Well it depends. You like hooters?
Tyrese: Well yes.
Masta Red: Do you like BIG hooters?
Tyrese: Yes, yes.
Masta Red: Do you like pyros and adrenaline pumping action?
Tyrese: Yes I know now, you are from that fed TCW. Can't have wrestling without those hooters man. I wish I could get my hands on Jessica, that girl that is with Hawk. I would tear her apart.
Masta Red: That is nice to know. Well I am gone to meet Britney talk to you later pimp.
Tyrese: Yeah, bye.
[Masta Red continues to run up the steps until he reaches the fourth floor. He opens the door and sees Leila waiting on him.]
Leila: Gosh what took you so long?
Masta Red: I meet someone on my way up. Come on let's go.
[Leila and Masta Red walk up behind the cameras and Leila goes over to the seats as Masta Red begins to stand behind the cameraman. Carson sees Masta Red and shrugs his shoulders.]
Carson Daly: Well here is the 5th most requested song this week it is, "It's Gotta Be Me" from N'Sync.
[They fade to the music video and Carson calls for security.]
Carson Daly: Get this guy outta here!
Masta Red: Hold up Carson, you need to lighten up on that hair gel and realize who I am before you start calling security.
Carson Daly: I don't care who you are, get the f*ck outta here!
Masta Red: And I thought you would have made a good preacher. Look Carson you are in my way, I came to see Britney Spears anyways.
Carson Daly: Well she doesn't want to see you. SECURITY!
Britney Spears: Actually Carson, I love to meet all of my fans.
Masta Red: That is great to know Britney. Hi Britney, my name is Masta Red.
Carson Daly: THE MASTA RED! From aWa, TCW, and my favorite fed when it was open 4WL!
Masta Red: I think I was talking to Britney gel boy. Yes Britney I happen to be a Professional wrestler.
Britney Spears: Great! I love wrestling. Watching those sexy sweaty men, like you and Hawk.
Masta Red: HAWK?
Britney Spears: Yeah him and The Icon and Ghost From Hell eventhough he is kinda spooky looking.
Masta Red: WHAT? Are you that dense girl, don't you know that I am honorary member of CBK, the stable that is feuding with those bunch of pussies that you just said. It is said that we have such bad talent in the TCW. I mean we have Ghost From Hell, who tried his darnest to beat me, yet I knew him poor efforts would not let me defeat me, maybe next year kiddo. This we have our budding rapper in The Icon, I mean come on dude give me a break. We already have Eminem, messing up hip-hop, now you have your wack ass screwing everything up. We have a white rapper explosion around here now. Yesterday I saw that N'Sync guy rapping. It is pandemonium! It needs to stop. Then we have my personal favorite Hawk, the Universal Champion. I have a special message for you Hawk. Come here Leila.
[Leila comes out of the seats and walks over in front of Masta Red crying.]
Masta Red: Are we on the air?
Carson Daly: Yes we are.
Masta Red: Okay, I know this is hard for you Leila. But tell them what you told me about Hawk.
Leila: [Crying.] I can do this. I can do this.
Masta Red: Take your time.
Leila: [Crying.] One day on my way home, Hawk, Hawk... Hawk fondled my shoulder.
Masta Red: There is it folks. Hawk a child molester. How old are you my child.
Leila: [Crying.] I am only 15 years old.
Masta Red: 15, what kinda poor excuse for a human being would do such a thing to a 15 year old child. Hawk you are a very sick man!
[Leila goes over to Britney Spears and cries on her shoulder as Britney consoles her.]
Carson Daly: This is a complete outrage, her shoulder! You can't called someone a child molester for touching someone shoulder!
Masta Red: Shut up hair gel boy!
Britney Spears: Yeah Carson, don't you have any feelings for other people? You are not that innocent child, not that innocent.
Masta Red: I bet Hawk thought he was in love didn't he.
Carson Daly: You guys are driving me crazy, and it doesn't feel alrgiht. Let's go into the fourth most requested song in that crazy song from The Bloodhound Gang, yall know the song. Be back later on TRL!
[The scene fades to the song and Carson it going crazy.]
Carson Daly: I can't believe you just waltzed into my show and accused Hawk of child molesation. This is crazy man. I think you need to leave.
Masta Red: What is that Carson? You don't care for little Leila's feelings? You don't care that she was molested by a big bad man in Hawk. Shame on you, shame!
[Masta Red looks over at Leila and winks his eyes and she returns the wink and she continues to cry on Britney Spears' shoulder.]
Masta Red: Look I am outta here, yall got some food around here Carson?
Carson Daly: You are leaving? Yes we have food walk down the walk and take a left. The cafeteria is right there.
Britney Spears: Me and Leila will be down there soon Masta.
Masta Red: Good.
[Masta Red begins to walk off smiling as he starts to go down the hall. He looks over at the camer and talks.]
Masta Red: Well it is time for the big boys to get it on, me, Chris Moro, and my boy 8-Ball, against The Brood. It is a shame that such a talented group of us are forced to face pathetic fourth rate wrestlers like them. Now to continue on the path of The Brood, I will continue with The Icon. The one man who I think has more self confidence then I do. Icon, I don't know what you are smoking on son, but I am sure if you sell some of that shznit, you could be a millionare off of that, cause it got you thinking that you can actually beat me. Don't you know that I am Wrestler of the Month? Don't you know that I am one of the top faces in this federation. You must not know this son, but I am the only reason why the fans packs the arenas, me and my CBK brothers. Not for you Icon, you are not worthy to been seen. They should keep you in the broiler room like they do GFH. I mean come on man, maybe he likes your raps, I don't know. But I am sure just about everyone else, doesn't care for them pimp so keep them to yourself. Icon, go in the booth for awhile, get some kinda rhymes going, release you a album I am sure that it will go gold, or maybe tin.
[Masta Red walks into the cafeteria and sees no one there. He walks around a little goes up to a vending machines. Masta Red gets out some change and buys a Twix and some potato chips. He sits down on one of the stools and looks up at the t.v. that is on and showing TRL with Carson Daly standing there all by himself. Masta Red shrugs and begins to eat the chips.]
Masta Red: So this brings us back to the main match here. Now we have myself, possibly the greatest wrestler ever to come into TCW. 8-Ball, the hardest working man here other than myself. Then we have Chris Moro, one of the frontiers of TCW against the The Brood, which consists of talent, skill, and charisma, according to Hawk. Well I don't know where in the hell all of those qualities are at in The Brood, cause none of you have talent, skill, or charisma. Only thing that sets you apart from the rest of us is that, all of you are a bunch of shznit talking biatches that can't wrestle. So come Saturday everything will be revealed as we will show all that we are the top stable in the federation and The Brood is behind K-9's stable, Jobbers R' Us. So Brood, get smart and realize that you guys are no where near us.
[Suddenly Britney Spears comes in walking as Masta Red eating the rest of his chips. She comes in and sits down and begins to talk.]
Britney Spears: Masta Red with you here. Lonliness isn't killing me anymore. I feel that you have came from above into my life.
Masta Red: Good Britney, I didn't know you felt this way about me.
Britney Spears: Is like I always say, what you see is what you get!
[Britney Spears begins to climb on top of Masta Red kissing him as Carson Daly walks in the cafeteria.]
Carson Daly: NOOOO!!!!!! I wanted to screw her first!
[The scene fades with Britney Spears on top of Masta Red kissing him passionately.]
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